It all started in Brighton, when we were young, ambitious, and mostly just trying to find the best happy hour deals. A few serendipitous encounters (and probably some questionable dance moves) later, Cristina jetted off to Vienna. But, as fate would have it, it wasn't long before she was back in London. Here she pursued her master's in Security Studies which to our great relief, did not mean she was training to more efficiently eject unruly pub-goers
As official partners in crime, we set off for Hong Kong, ready for adventure, street markets, and sweating through every piece of clothing we owned. Just as we were getting the hang of it, Cristina made a grand exit, jetting off to Cambodia. After six months of long-distance calls, reunions at airports, and Aran pretending to be totally fine, we finally reunited in London — because no amount of dumplings could fill the void
From Clapham's cozy charm to King's Cross chaos, and finally settling in Tottenham Hale, we've perfected the art of moving—and hoarding questionable second-hand furniture. Aran has fully embraced his craft beer obsession, while Cristina watches in mild amusement (and occasional concern). Meanwhile Maya (our fluffy overlord) has made it her mission to cover every inch of our flat in dog hair, blissfully unaware that she's living the ultimate DINKWAD dream
Hacienda del Alamo,
Camino de Casabermeja, N° 130,
29014 Málaga, Spain
Sunday, 3rd May 2026
Start time TBC
If you're staying in central Málaga, we would recommend getting a taxi to the venue
You can catch flights from most major airports in the UK - not surprising, as Brits love La Costa del Sol!
You can also catch direct flights from Vienna
If you're flying from the US, you may need to do a layover in Madrid. You can also hop on the high-speed AVE train from Madrid and be in Málaga in just 2 hours 48 minutes
Here are a few recommended hotels. Don't panic if it doesn't look like there are bookings available. It might just be too far in advance
4.5 ★
P.º Maritimo Antonio Machado, 10, Distrito Centro, 29002 Málaga, Spain
4.5 ★
C. San Jacinto, 2, Distrito Centro, 29007 Málaga, Spain
4.4 ★
Av. de Cánovas del Castillo, 1, Málaga-Este, 29016 Málaga, Spain
An 11th-century Moorish fortress with beautiful gardens and stunning views of the city. It's a must-visit for history enthusiasts and those seeking panoramic views
Known for its intricate architecture, the cathedral offers rooftop tours with panoramic views of the city
Dedicated to the works of Pablo Picasso, who was born in Málaga. The museum showcases his art and provides insight into his life
Relax in these traditional Arab baths, offering massages and water rituals for a unique cultural experience
Stroll down Playa de la Malagueta and have some fried boquerones by the sea
While not in Málaga itself, this hike is a popular day trip from the city, offering stunning canyon views
Features contemporary art from around the world, including works by famous artists like Dalí
Explore Málaga's extensive food and gorge on the fresh produce and authentic bites
Stroll down Calle Larios, the city's chic shopping street
Beat the heat with some of Málaga's traditional ice cream from Casa Mira (make sure to try its signature rum & raisin flavor)
Sip wine and eat fried fish at El Pimpi, an iconic bodega with Andalusian flair
In a rare win for bureaucratic delays, the EU's much-anticipated ETIAS scheme has been pushed back to the end of 2026. Translation: no extra forms, no extra fees - just your passport and a sense of adventure
That said, passport control queues are still very much a thing, so factor in some extra time (or just embrace the opportunity to practice your finest British sighing)
You can stay up to date with the lastest requirements here
You might not be allowed into Eurovision (yet), but it looks like you can still enter Spain without a visa until the end of 2026 as, in true mañana, mañana style, the rollout of the ETIAS requirements has been delayed
So for now, (unless Trump really starts to escalate things) you'll just need your freedom pass (passport) and a sense of adventure. Just remember to pack your patience for the passport control queues
You can stay up to date with the lastest requirements here
Why are you even here? You already know the drill. Some of you might even be lucky enough to not even need a passport